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I think that people like me who have good taste.

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People who are "white collared"

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It's natural we should drive nice cars.

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That's why Honda is my favorite brand.

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When you drive a nice car, it's like you're flying.

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So when I drive my Honda, I feel like the whole world is flying.

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When I'm driving, people are envious of me.

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Only people who drive Hondas can have this feeling.

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One day, I was passed by a red QQ car.

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I thought "How dare this QQ driver try pass a Honda".

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This guy was looking for trouble.

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Not only should you not disrespect a Honda, you should never disrespect someone who's  white collared.

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I easily just stepped on the gas and forced the QQ off the road.

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QQ's are such terrible cars. Without even saying a word, I vandalized the QQ.

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The QQ driver was furious, but I calmly said:

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Driving a QQ wasn't your mistake. Your mistake was trying to challenge a Honda.

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You can't possible match up to a Honda.

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Take me for example. Someone with so much taste.

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An ideal white collared person.

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And then look at my car. So valuable. So luxurious.

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Because you dared pass me, you deserve to have your car vandalized.

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All the people who were watching began applauding.

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I left to a rousing ovation.